Wednesday, July 9, 2008

the residential school and the cane

A few evenings ago, I dreamt that I went to a residential school that my parent's Jehovah witness friend, Anita, was the headmistress. She was really controlling of me, and I hated everything while I was there. They tried to tell me that I couldn't celebrate my birthday, Christmas or Halloween, and I was so pissed off, because no one else was Catholic. I kept making my stay at the school really difficult with the teachers, because I was so unhappy, but I don';t remember what I was doing. I remember Anita walking with me somewhere, and she told me that it would be better off for me to just run away, rather than continue being such a hindrance to the school. I felt bad for her, even though she was being such a bitch to me, because she had a cane to walk with.

vonda and the tick

Last night I dreamt that I went back in time to grade eight, but I went with Solange, who I did know at the time in everday life, but I did not talk to yet. I went to school with her in Vonda, and everyone from Vonda from our school now went there, and they were all so little, especially James. The school was so welcoming, and they even had me on role call, which made me very happy. Then we went on a tour of the school, and while we were in the playground, which was actually a big field behind the school, I saw Solange's little brother, and I talked to him for a bit about the school. Then there was a big fat tick sitting on a blade of grass, and it jumped onto my leg, but I was able to get it off me before it tried to attach itself, and I was pretty disgusted with it.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

camille and her ice cream sandwich

Camille and I were in the living room, sitting on a mattress where the rug should be. Lenore came in and and startedhaving a pillow fight with Julie on the couch. She picked up a blanket, and then threw it on Camille's head, and then attacked her, and started wrestling with her, but Camille was loving the whole thing. Then Lenore left, and Matthew came and sat down on the couch, with a box of Dairy Queen ice cream sandwiches. I didn't want one, because Camille and I had just had chocolate cake, but Camille wanted one so bad, so she ate this big one that melted all over the couch.

Monday, April 7, 2008

my gardening gramma and i

My gramma and I were about to plant her garden out at her farm, and she was going through different plant bulbs and throwing away the bad ones. She had a bowl of leftover bulbs, and she told me that I could keep them, so I went and planted them beside the white and blue garage beside her house.

the wild bulls and a grey coat

I was at Solange's farm, and her mom, Solange and I were going into different fields trying to catch some bulls that needed to be tamed. Solange was wearing her really cool gray jacket with the plaid on the inside of the hood that she thinks is too long, and her mom was wearing some really tall rubber boots. The bulls had curly horns, and a mask made out of the same stuff as the horns,making them look crazy and dirty. We had spears to throw at the animals to try and break the mask off their faces, but it wasn't working very well, because everytime I threw a spear at it, it would shatter the spear. Then, we jumped up onto some hay bales, because the bulls all ran towards us, trying to hurt us, and Solange's mom was in the background screaming, but we were happy.

ruby's little brother with the fat head

Three nights ago, I dreamt that I went swimming with Ruby and her mom, Mary-Jane. Mary-Jane was pregnant and Ruby was really excited about it. Then, all of a sudden, Ruby's mom also had a two or three year old boy. He was clinging onto Mary-Jane for dear life, even though he was wearing striped water wings. Ruby told me he couldn't swim because his head was so big that it would weigh him down, and he'd sink and drown.

Friday, March 21, 2008

the skinny water bottles and TTD's

Julie and I had a soccer tournament somewhere in the Unites States, and Matthew, Annette, Mom, Dad, Lenore, Julie and I were driving there. Annette, Lenore and I got dropped off by a car repair business, and we kept seeing shady characters walking around. This one old man had a white beard, a green trench coat, and he was carrying one of those giant party subs, but you could tell he had already eaten a lot of it. He went into an adult video store, and Annette and I started being all immature and laughing at that. Another man came walking towards us, but he was young this time. He had big sunglasses and a water canteen around his neck, he turned the corner and we never saw him again.
Dad picked us up, because Julie and I had a soccer game to go to, and we needed to buy water, because their wasn't running water in any of the hotels, mainly for the reason that Americans didn't drink water except when they were sick.
We went into this little beverage store, where they sold water only in long, skinny bottles, and they were really expensive. I left the store, and found out later that my dad had taken some doodles, I had drawn in the hotel, and did this thing called T.T.D., which I kept getting confused with S.T.D. For T.T.D., you take a piece of art, and invest money into it, so it's eventually worth a lot of money, and rich art people collect it because they think its worth a lot, so the artist gets a bunch of money for it later. He told me he invested $850 into this one crappy picture of a diner, and then $46 000 into this picture of a bench infront of a window! I said, "DAD! Why would you spend so much money on that??" He said, " I thought you'd like it! Why would you let me invest so much money into it?"